What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Sure no problem officer.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.